So, Who Coloured Now? Black and White

[mcwind 0]

A black man, had went to a cafe to have his coffee.In the cafe, he was the only black man.While, he noticed a white man, sitting behind of him.The white man stood up, and said,"Coloured people are not allowed at here."The black man heard, he turned to the back and stood up, he said,"When I was born, I am black.""When I grow up, I am black.""When I am standing under the sun, I am black.""When I was sick, I am black.""When I die, I will black too.""But you, sir...""When you were born, you are pink.""When you gorw up, you are white.""When you are standing under the sun, you become red.""When you were sick, you become green.""When you die, you will become purplr.""But you are nerve to said me coloured!!!!"Then white men left, without saying any.

[inyourarms 0]

I've read/seen that before but it's really clever, I think.