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If you ever get lost in india and want to find out where you are, this

is the best way of doing just that.

 

scenario 1

two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,

then a fourth and they start arguing about who s right - you are in kolkata.

 

scenario 2

two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,

sees them and walks on - that s mumbai.

 

scenario 3

two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &

tries to make peace. the first two get together & beat him up - thats delhi .

 

scenario 4

two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy

comes along and quietly opens a chai stall - that s ahmedabad.

 

scenario 5

two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he writes

a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop

because of a bug in the program. that s bangalore .

 

scenario 6

two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy

comes along and quietly says that anna doesn t like all this nonsense.

peace comes in - that s chennai.

 

scenario 7

two guys are fighting. both of them take time out and

call their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. you are in hyderabad

 

scenario 8

two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch.someone calls police.

the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone

throws stones at the police. the police throw stones back at the

crowd. some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next

day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in

thiruvananthapuram, the city of kerala ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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scenario 5

two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he writes

a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop

because of a bug in the program. that s bangalore .

 


LOL... I'm in Bangalore (not technically a Bangalorean, but lived here long enough to feel like one), and I can imagine the motivation behind that one :huh:

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scenario 3two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make peace. the first two get together & beat him up - thats delhi .


Typical NCR(NATIONAL CAPITAL REGION) situation..believe me guyz..that is what exactly happens..over here! :huh:

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Well, Dunno bout the rest, But in Mumbai, this is what happens. You happen to see two guys fighting, half of the other guyz on road will just mind their own business. Ladies in the buildings might come out and watch the show from top.. the rest will wait until the action is over and then try to handle the guys. As for me, I will be watching them and writing their story on Trap!

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Lol, thats funny. So whenever I visit India an get lost and dont know how to ask for the name of the place Im in, Ill just do something to get people fighting and wait for the results to come in. Lol. I think I would rather go to a cyber cafe and post the description of the city Im in, and wait for my friends of Trap 17 to answer. :) , but the fight would be cool to watch too though. ;)

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I just got back from New Delhi.. It really happens that way.. living in India is never easy .. but I love the way indians are social , musics etcss :) P.s I am NRI living in Bangkok - Thailand.

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hehehehescenarios 1,4,5,6 and 7 seem hilarious and at times true but i dont know bout othersHey guys dont talk bout bangaloreans like that. It is bangalore who is running the Us(americans keep cursing bangaloreans as they are being bangalored)But anyway great stuffkeep up the good work

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