OpaQue 15 Report post Posted January 22, 2006 MEN ARE LIKE Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are taken Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs Source : Email - All copyrights to respected writers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thorned Rose 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2006 That's hilarious! Even my husband laughed! I'll have to email those to my friends. Here's some more for you:Men are like bananas.The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like the weather.Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like blenders.You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like commercials.You can't believe a word they say. Men are like department stores.Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like popcorn.They satisfy you, but only for a little while.MEN ARE LIKE . . . Horoscopes, they always tell you what todo and are usually wrongha ha ha.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OpaQue 15 Report post Posted January 23, 2006 haha.. good to have an extension of the post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
