Alarmists Practicing Junk Science dihydrogen monoxide

[OpaQue 15]

A funny mail I recieved...

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we
have become to the alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of
everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a
petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the
chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since it can:

1. cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical dihydrogen
monoxide. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew
that the chemical was...water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" The
conclusion is obvious.

[CrazyRob 0]

lmao that is relly funny opaque prob the best email message ive seen thats relly chered up my day thanks for that

[Cerebral Stasis 0]

My Chemistry teacher told me about this a couple days ago. I wouldn't necessarily say that the best name of the title is "How Gullible Are We?" I'd think that a better title would be "How Ignorant Are We?"