Joke: Still A Virgin

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed"!

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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?2. One to screw in the bulb, the other to hold the penis. Er-- hold the ladder. I meant ladder!

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[proskiier23 0]

omg that was amazing haha, i love the lawyer jokes, kinda feel bad for the legit lawyers though, slip and fall lawyers are the reasons insurance is so high