Cabbie's Fantasy just a joke, dont take it personal...

[jlhaslip 4]

A cabbie picks up a nun.? She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.? She asks him why he is staring.?He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."?She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.? When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.? I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."?"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."?She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that.? First, you have to be single, and second, you must be Catholic."?The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"?"Okay," the nun says.? "Pull into the next alley. ?We'll see what we can do."?The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.? But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.?"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"?"Forgive me, but I've sinned.? I lied.? I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."?The nun says, "That's okay.? My name is Kevin, and I'm going to a Halloween party."?

[mayank 2]

Ha ha ha....

I was actually rolling on the floor after reading that...that is really funny.

Nice humor jim! hope 2 see some more funny stuff from you and infact from others as well.

[Saint_Michael 3]

ahahahahaha oh that was good haslip, that was good.