Don't Always Follow Dr. Phils Advice AMAGAWD

[Mithshark 0]

I am SOooooooo Happy!
By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show,
I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started
and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning.
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's Bristol Cream, a bottle of Kahlua,
a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates
with the rest of my Smirnoff and Xanax.....

You have no idea how
freaking good I feel.

Peace be with youuuuuuuuu

from friend's myspace

Notice from BuffaloHELP:

Edited as reported. Try not to make your entire post out of quotes.

Edited October 14, 2005 by BuffaloHELP (see edit history)

[Cerb 0]

Very funny. Few things read make me laugh, but this actually did.

[Umbra 0]

I actually find it, well, stupid. If anyone were that stupid, they should be removed from this planet. That person completely took the intelligent comment and turned it into something else. I have no problems with Dr. Phil. Unfortunately; many people have been saying stuff about him, for no apparent reason. Are they confused by his intellect?

[CaitlinsK00l 0]

x] Fat *bottom*.