tasty 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puggmahone 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 Why don't cannabals eat clowns?Because they taste funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fu Still Better 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2004 What is a ghosts favorite sandwich?A booooooooooooo-loni sandwich.BWUHAHAHAHA!!!! >_> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
