Trystim 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2004 Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming into work today."The boss says:"You know Bob I really need you today. When I feel like this I go tomy wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better andI can go to work. You should try that."2 hours later Bob calls:"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I be at work soon. By theway, you got nice house." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites