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A Sikh And The Bank

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A sikh walks in to a bank,Bank Accountant: Yes sir can i help you?Sikh: I would like to cash as check please.Bank Accountant: Sign the back pleaseSikh: oh no no no i want to sign the front like white men do.Bank Accountant: Sign the back palSikh: no no no no no i want to sign the front like the WHITE men do.Bank Accountant: just sign the back.Sikh: i want to sign the front like white men do, i will go to the bank across the road. The sikh then goes to the bank across the road and stands inline.Bank Accountant: Can i help you sir?Sikh: oh no no no no i want to sign the front like white men do.Bank Accountant: Look pal dont *BLEEP* me about! sign the back.Sikh: I want to sign the front like white men do.The bank accountant grabs the sikh.Bank Accountant: SIGN THE *BLEEP*ING BACK...... GET IT *BLEEP*ING SIGNED! Whilst he was punching the sikh.The next day the sikh goes in to the first bank he went to.Sikh: I got that cheque cashed.Bank Accountant: Did you have to sign the back.Sikh: Yes i did.Bank Accountant: I told you that you had to sign the back.Sikh: Yes but you did not explain it like the gentlemen across the road.

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A sikh walks in to a bank,

 

Bank Accountant: Yes sir can i help you?

Sikh: I would like to cash as check please.

Bank Accountant: Sign the back please

Sikh: oh no no no i want to sign the front like white men do.

Bank Accountant: Sign the back pal

Sikh: no no no no no i want to sign the front like the WHITE men do.

Bank Accountant: just sign the back.

Sikh: i want to sign the front like white men do, i will go to the bank across the road.

 

The sikh then goes to the bank across the road and stands inline.

 

Bank Accountant: Can i help you sir?

Sikh: oh no no no no i want to sign the front like white men do.

Bank Accountant: Look pal dont *BLEEP* me about! sign the back.

Sikh: I want to sign the front like white men do.

 

The bank accountant grabs the sikh.

 

Bank Accountant: SIGN THE *BLEEP*ING BACK...... GET IT *BLEEP*ING SIGNED!

Whilst he was punching the sikh.

 

The next day the sikh goes in to the first bank he went to.

 

Sikh: I got that cheque cashed.

Bank Accountant: Did you have to sign the back.

Sikh: Yes i did.

Bank Accountant: I told you that you had to sign the back.

Sikh: Yes but you did not explain it like the gentlemen across the road.

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dude... you do know that these people dont know who a "sikh" is.. btw, the joke wasn't funny, try better, anyway, use a lil bit of common sense man, this is an international forum, indian jokes dont work here,

 

anyway,

Cheers

Namasthe,

Tariq

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