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Actually... https://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/help/features.html Also try this: 1) Type "Miserable Failure" into Google and click "I'm feeling lucky"

ok i havn't been laid in 5 years and i havn't had a girlfriend in a year but heres stuff that helped me out when i actually do leave the keyboard, around every 17 months or so, it may seem really obvious but it will help. Find out what she likes see if you like any of the same things and try to befriend her by talking about it. Starting with friendship is a good foothold, means that she likes you and you could work your way up. Also try to find out what makes her laugh because girls like boys to be funny. 1 more thing, confidence, when you do talk to her dont start jibbering, prepare what your going to say so you can say it confidently.

for the file storage part i will be using ftp and my grandad will be using netbios sharing, i will set up samba for him. As for the firewall i think we may use iptables. And my mate has a copy of FreeBSD 64bit on disc.

i dont like swimming but i can swim, in primary school we went swimming every week. Infact i changed my mind, i do enjoy swimming, hehe because the local swimming center where i live is a great place to meet girls

well its not a firewall exactly but it will be used as one, my grandad paid Ł500 for a custom built computer which will be used as file storage and a firewall. It has 2x250GB harddrives, AMD Athlon 3.2ghz 64bit, 1gb of RAM and the choice of os will be FreeBSD. Graphics will be a bit crap because me and a mate from school whos really into BSD will be setting it up from the command line. Anyway Me and my grandad have an IP address each from telewest, we have a router that is plugged into our modem with 3x100mbps ethernet ports and 2x10mbps ports, 1 100mbps port plugged into our modem, 1 into my grandads computer and 1 for my wireless router which i connected into with my laptop. Anyway basically i wanted to know if it would work setup like this: See Diagram: http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ Also has anyone already got anything like this setup?

OR you can save up and invest billions of dollars/euros/pounds and get the best scientists in the world to do both of the following:A) Find a cure for death:) A Time Travelling machine

everytime i come to this forum i have to log back in why is this? it cant be a problem on my end because i goto several other Invision Boards and i never have to keep logging in on those ones. Notice from BuffaloHELP: Please be specific with topic title and do not leave description empty. Moving from General Talk to Support.

i got a sony ericsson z520i its quite good, video recorder, sound recorder, still image capture, mp3 player, games, wap, bluetooth, infrared, 16mb of space, 2 displays, flip phone. and thats just for starters lol.

i know this will never happen but wouldn't it be cool to go back to certain points in your life before things happened like the system restore feature in windows? e.g. you had an accident that paralyzed you you could go back before it happened and just didn't get in the car that day?

i wonder if it is real and if so what type of animal it is.

virtual reality is going too far, yeah sure its ok but if someone gets addicted to it they will get confused with the real world, even cause psychological problems. E.g. say if some loser who failed thoughout their education and ended up living in a dead end flat with a dead end job got virtual reality where they had a perfect life, a pretty wife, perfect job, big house and got used to it and then eventually realised that it was all fake. He would think that he is a loser not worth living and probably end up killing him/herself.But hey thats just my opinion.

yoh THANKS ALOT people its about time i got linux on this laptop, in one form or another. You've been a great help.

lol today i got expelled from my school because they think i hacked them, all i did was go into school with my laptop and connect to there network with an ethernet cable and browse the net.oh and captured a few kilobytes of data with ethereal.oh come on whats so bad about that :)do you think they went overboard in expelling me?

well im on windows right now but every time i try and install a distro its usually slackware or fedora core. They crash though like i said, even bootable cds like knoppix crash as well.

oh yeah 1 more thing my laptop is widescreen, currently on windows at 1280x768, does suse support this resolution and wireless networking coz i have a wireless router like 7 inches away from my laptop right now. Edit: Nah im not trying to duel boot i think windows is gay and bsd is complicated.

hey, i have a problem its not just with linux though its with *bsd also.when i try to install linux or freebsd on my laptop it doesn't work, well freebsd doesn't boot it just goes to the main screen and stops there/crashes. Linux, well linux installs ok but after that it keeps crashing like every 5 min so i have to uninstall it and put windows back on, my laptop has 60gb hdd, 1.5ghz intel celeron m processor and 1gb of ram so i cant see what the problem is, why does linux keep crashing on my laptop and is there any small distro of linux that uses less processing power + ram than others.

i just installed windows live messenger about an hour ago, it crashed about 20 mins ago, thats how good it is, all it is is msn messenger with a new design and less stability.

i cannot access my site: http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ it just says "http://forums.xisto.com/no_longer_exists/ is taking too long to respond." in firefox and something about a DNS Error in internet explorer, i dont get it it was working about 20 mins ago. any help appriciated thanks. edit: nvm, its working again.

hey check out http://www.phpfreaks.com/ there is a tutorial on user/membership on there. As for users + profiles, you could add a table to your database called UserProfs or something else with these columns. Username, Email Address, Real Name and more then just create a php file like this: <?phpif (isset($user)) {$db_server = "localhost";$db_database = "members";$db_user = "user";$db_pass = "pass";mysql_connect($db_server, $db_user, $db_pass) or die("Could not connect to database server.");mysql_select_db($db_database) or die("Could not select database.");$query = "SELECT * FROM $db_database WHERE username=$user";$results = mysql_query($query);$num = mysql_numrows($results);if ($num > 0) {$email = mysql_result($results, 0, "Email Address");$realname = mysql_result($results, 0, "Real Name");print "<b>Username:</b> $user<br>";print "<b>Email:</b> $email<br>";print "<b>Real Name:</b> $realname<br>";$a++;}}?> just learn php/mysql there are plenty of tutorials out there and its not that hard to do, here is a good tutorial that helped me: http://www.freewebmasterhelp.com/tutorials/phpmysql

i will, ive just installed the same forum on my site and i would be happy to help install yours

well today i was just sat on my bed having a bowl of cereal whilst watching tv, anyway the bowl spilled and the place directly under the bowl was my phone, it was covered in milk at first i thought it had seriously messed my phone up but after 10 minutes with a towel it worked fine, it still is working fine now, PHEW!!Tip: always keep your phone away from liquids or anything harmful to your phone, even if you think ahh nvm it wont happen to me dont even take that chance. Notice from mayank: Edited Topic Title. Please make sure that topic title has to be descriptive.

why dont you just create a website, add stuff get it popular until your are getting 1000s of hits a day then place google ads on it?

mine is 10mbps with no monthly download/upload limit, plus have a wireless router for my laptop, its great, just me and my grandad sharing a whole 10mbps to our selves lol.

go up to the directory /home/everett1 and chmod the folder public_html to 755 or 777, one of em has to work, but try 755 first.

:sigh: ok try this then: <?php$ip = $REMOTE_ADDR;$host = gethostbyaddr($ip);$file = "file.html";if (file_exists($file)) {if (is_writable($file)) {$outfile = fopen($file, "a+");$input = "<font face=\"arial\" size=\"3\"><b>IP:</b> $ip<br><b>Host:</b> $host</font><br><br>";fputs($outfile, "\r\n$input");fclose($outfile);}else {print "File \"$file\" is not writable check permissions.";chmod($file, 0777);}}else {print "The file doesn't exist, creating it now. Please Refresh the page.";touch($file);chmod($file, 0777);}?>