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i cant wait for the game to come out, i saw pictures for it a few months ago and it looked awesome, and if its like what u guys are saying, im gonna reserve a copy as well

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts. Worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." ?You're wasting your time," says the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing, "he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

little johny is in school 1 day and in his class his teachers has a fun way of teaching the kids produce, the teacher comes up with a game where shell reach into a bag a describe the produce and the children try to guess it, first up the teacher says" the first piece i will describe is small and red, what is it" little johny has the urge to answer and reaches his hand in the air but the teacher passes him for susie, "is it an apple" says susie, "no, its a raddish, but i like how your thinking" said the teacher, next the teacher reaches into the bag and says "the next is long, hard, and yellow", again johhny is eager but the teacher passes him for lisa, "is it a bannana" she said, "no, its a squash, but i like your thinking", said the teacher, this is too much for johny so he shouts to the teacher "here teach, i have 1 for u,ill reach into my pocket and u guess what i describe, its round, hard and has a head", "thats descusting " said the teacher, "no", said jonny, "its a quarter, but i like your thinking"

didnt get the 2nd 1, and the first was cheesy

i dont really believe it, it looks too good, of course i dont kno why he would fake it, either way its cool, plus, yd he make it look so much like a car, it looks a little computer generated anyway

thats pretty cool

ebaumsworld.com has alot of great flash movies

its an addictive game, that has a horrible support and developement staff, they are only in it for the money, yet i still cant stop playing, its boring as hell but addicting, i lost $20 that i sent in and they still have yet to respond to my support ticket and its been 2 months, i sugest you dont even start

i got my tutorials from kazaa, theres a few good 1's available for download, just do a search if u have it

i use a home webserver, i installed apache triad, which installs apache, php mysql and a bunch of other stuff, im building my entire site on it b4 i upload it, plus its nice and fast

i prefer crimson editor, u can download for free at download.com, its a great program that numbers the lines and u can open multiple scripts using tabs, plus it works for all web programing languages

well this is the sports forum, so any1 into snowboarding(or skiing), if so, there will be a new snowboard/ski site coming out this winter, with an easy to remeber domain, and later putting skiers against snowboarders to determine which sport is the best, its going to be great and im half done programing it