Dontvoteforbush

I agree with the other people who said you should color it.It looks very good!(if you made it )

Here are some more chain letters I found:

Hawaiian Good Luck Totem

 

 

Hawaiian GOOD LUCK TOTEM

 

\ \ \ | | | / / /

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^ | O O |

# \ /\ /

# \ @' /

# _| |_

( # ) ( )

# \ / / | * * | \ \

# \ / ( * ) /

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# ( \ | / )

# | | | |

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# ' - - -' ' - - -'

This totem has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent

around the world ten times so far.

 

You will receive good luck within four days of relaying this

totem.

Send copies to people you think need good luck. >

Don't send money as fate has no price. Do not keep this message.

The totem must leave your hands in 96 hours.

 

Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a

surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

 

Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must

leave your hands in 96 hours...

 

 

 

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Everything You Never Wanted

Everything you never wanted to know and were afraid to ask

 

Here's what you're supposed to do. Copy this entire e-mail and change

all of the answers so they apply to you.

Then send it to everyone you know, INCLUDING me.

So you should get back a lot of get-to-know-you e-mails.

You'll learn a lot about your friends that you maybe didn't know.

Please take 5 minutes of your day to do this.

 

 

FULL NAME:

NICKNAME(s) :

HOMETOWN:

BORN:

CURRENT RESIDENCE:

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:

FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING:

DO YOU DRINK:

SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER OR JUST CONDITIONER:

HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING:

DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE:

FAVORITE COLORS:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME:

BEST ON-LINE FRIENDS:

ONE PILLOW OR TWO:

PETS:

FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC:

DREAM CAR:

TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW:

WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:

TOOTHPASTE:

FAVORITE FOOD:

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:

FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN:

FAVORITE ICE CREAM:

FAVORITE SOFT DRINK:

FAVORITE TYPE OF FAMILY GAME TO PLAY:

WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME of DAY:

FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR:

ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK:

FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE:

FAVORITE WEBSITE:

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL:

FAVORITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY OR FAVORITE TYPE OF MOVIE:

LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT:

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK :

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:

MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT:

CRAZIEST OR SILLIEST PERSON YOU KNOW:

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:

PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND:

 

 

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McDonalds vs. Taco Bell

February 2000

 

Send this to 6 people and you will

see the taco bell dog run across

your screen . If you send this to 8

people Ronald McDonald comes out and

attacks the taco bell dog.

 

It is really funny and it works!!

You have to try it!!

 

 

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World Record Hoax

May 1999

 

This one will put you in the Guinness Book Of World Records, but how does Guinness know how many people have forwarded an e-mail? How would they know who it was sent to so they could put the names in the book? Guinness also requires strict refereeing to insure a record is not faked as this message is.

 

If we keep this going until September 9th, 1999

(9-9-99), I PROMISE YOU that everyone's name who this

was sent to will be in the Guinness Book of Records.

AND I HAVE PROOF! I e-mailed them and told them I would

start one and they said they'd save a spot for all of us

in the 2000 Special addition! So, if we keep this going...

We'll all be a part of the book.....So

please, have some heart and send this to a few people.

It would really be nice. You get something out of it too!

So, send this right now to everyone you know online!

 

Thanks very much!

 

 

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Cool Video Hoax

May 1999

 

Here, you get a cool video by sending an e-mail message to 11 people. The only problem is that there is no way for the e-mail system to do that.

 

OK here's the deal, this works. I don't know

how...but it works, you have to send it(this)

to no less than 11 people. Some how, from the

return path generated, you'll receive...something,

and it is funny!!!!

This is the coolest thing I've ever gotten!

All you have to do is send it to 11 people and this

little video comes up on your screen and shows

the funniest clip. i can't tell you what it is

but i was laughing so hard! So spend a few seconds

to send this and you'll be glad you did! thanks!

 

It is you they are laughing at if you believe this and pass it on.

 

 

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Tweety Bird Wish

May 1999

 

Subject: DO NOT DELETE!! THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!]

 

 

 

I'm SO sorry about this, but I had to

keep it going. The last time sent

this exact e-mail out, I got a new job

and now I'm superstitious. Start thinking

of something you really really want,

cause this is astounding... the person

that sent this to me said their wish

came true 10 mins after they read

the mail so I thought what the heck.

 

 

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You have been seen by the tweety bird.

He will grant you one wish.

Make your wish when the count down is over.

 

10..

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**** MAKE A WISH******

 

 

Send this to 10 people within the hour

you read this. If you do, your wish

will come true. If you don't it will

become the opposite.

 

 

 

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Mrs. Ary's 2nd Grade Class

June 1999

 

As best we can tell, this is a real message. And, while it is a chain letter, it at least has a time limit embedded in it to stop its spread after a certain date. Curiously, some people were still spreading this letter after the date listed as the end date.

 

Hello!

We are a 2nd grade class in Belmont, Michigan. We are located just

north of Grand Rapids, Michigan. We are a part of the Rockford

School District.

We have decided to map an email project. We are curious to

see where in the world our email will travel by Internet, between the

period of May 17 - June 7, 1999. We would like your help. If you

receive this message, we ask that you:

 

1) email back and tell us your location so we can plot it on our map

AND 2) send our class letter on to more people.

 

Thank you for any help you can give. Our email address is:

Belmont2@i2k.com

 

Mrs. Ary's 2nd grade class

 

 

 

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Helping Kids With School Project Chain

April 2002

 

Here is another, similar message that spread widely. I spoke with Ms. Johannesen and she said she was one of the people who forwarded it but somehow her name was left on it. She also said she had gotten an e-mail from the Principal saying that they had so many responses that they had to shut down the project in early April. I am sure Ms. Johannesen would be very happy if people would stop calling.

 

Object: Helping Kids With School Project

Hi:

 

I am a science teacher at an elementary school in Los

Angeles, California. A few of my sixth grade

students are working on a project for our 2002 Science

Fair to be held May 8-9, 2002. We are trying to see

where, and how fast e-mail can travel in a period of

six weeks.

 

We are keeping track of how many e-mails we get back,

and what cities, states, and countries they are coming

from. We are hoping that you will be willing to help

us with our project!

 

There are only 2 simple steps that will help us to

track this email:

 

1. Please send an e-mail to the following address:

science2002fair@yahoo.com In the subject of the

e-mail please include your city, state, and country.

You do not need to include your name. Please respond

only one time.

 

2. Please forward this e-mail to everyone on your

mailing list. We will be keeping track of the number

of responses, as well as the locations. Therefore,

send them even to people in the same town. In our

science project, we are trying to demonstrate how fast

and how far information can travel on the Internet in

a six week period.

 

If you receive this e-mail after May 1, 2002, please

disregard it, since the project will be over.

 

Thank you VERY much for your help!

Judy Johannesen

940-xxx-xxxx (home)

 

 

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Send a Report Pyramid

June 2000

 

This particular pyramid scheme has been making the rounds of the Internet for many years. It is a good example of an illegal pyramid scheme that is trying to get around the law by "selling" you something for your money instead of simply telling you to send money to the person at the top of the list. Even though an item changes hands, this is still an illegal pyramid scheme. See top.

 

This message is a little long so only an abbreviated version is seen here. Click here to see the complete version.

 

Subject: Invest $25 to get $500,000 in every 4 to 5 months!!

 

Dear Friend:

 

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV :

 

''Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your

home for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time''

THANX TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !

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BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR !!!

 

Before you say ''Bull'' , please read the following. This is the

letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the

popularity of this letter on the internet, a national weekly news

program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of

this program described below , to see if it really can make people

money.

 

The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal.

Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely

NO. Laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people

can follow the simple instructions, they are bound to make

some mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost''.

 

DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS

PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.

 

This is what one had to say:

'' Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached

many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad

I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return

for the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I

received total $ 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still

coming in''.

Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.

 

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Here is another testimonial:

 

'''This program has been around for a long time but I never

believed in it. But one day when I received this again in

the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the

simple instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money

started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but

the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00.

So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I

have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again.

The key to success in this program is to follow the simple

steps and NOT change anything .''

 

More testimonials later but first,

 

****** PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE *******

 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months

easily and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ

IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR

FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED !

 

INSTRUCTIONS:

**** Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.

 

**** For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE

REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS

to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.

MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE

TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.

 

**** When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports.

You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer

and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

 

**** Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports

from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so

they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people

who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports

and keep it on your desk in case something happen to your computer.

 

**** IMPORTANT __ DO NOT alter the names of the people who are

listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in

any way other than what is instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or

you will loose out on majority of your profits. Once you understand

the way this works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it.

Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it

will NOT work!!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names

on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work

this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing

happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than what is

instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you.

Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!

 

1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and

REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This

person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their

fortune.

 

2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.

 

3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

 

4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

 

5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2

 

6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.

 

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY !

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**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save

it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.

Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data.

 

**** To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the

5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing

information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally,

where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more.

 

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

 

METHOD # 1 : BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY

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let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it

goes, and we will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000

e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a

0.2% response (the response could be much better but lets just say it

is only 0.2% . Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands

e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).

 

Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.

With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1.

Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail

each for a total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only

0.2% responded with orders. That's = 100 people responded

and ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people mail out 5,000

e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response

to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of

5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000

orders for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000

e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The

0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5

 

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half million).

 

Your total income in this example is:

1..... $50 +

2..... $500 +

3..... $5,000 +

4..... $50,000 +

5..... $500,000 ......... Grand Total = $555,550.00

 

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE

OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER

HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF

MONEY !

 

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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE

ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for

a moment what would happen if everyone, or half or even one 4th

of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are

over 150 million people on the internet worldwide and counting.

Believe me, many people will do just that, and more!

 

METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET

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Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are

hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads

on the internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly

suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along.

 

For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report

they ordered. That's it . Always provide same day service on all

orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and

address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until

they receive the report.

________________ AVAILABLE REPORTS ________________________

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.

Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.

Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping

it in atleast 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper,

Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL

ADDRESS and your name and postal address.

 

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :

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REPORT # 1 : ''The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net''

Order Report # 1 from:

 

xxx yyyyy

4009-62st.

zzzzz,Alberta

Canada T4V 2W9

__________________________________________________

 

REPORT # 2 : ''The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net''

Order Report # 2 from :

 

aaaaaa bbbbbb

P.O. Box 123456

Sarasota, FL. 34276

U.S.A.

__________________________________________________

 

REPORT # 3 : ''The Secret to Multilevel marketing on the net''

Order Report # 3 from:

 

cccc dddd

9999 Santa Monica Blvd;

Beverly Hills, Ca 90212

U.S.A.

 

___________________________________________________

 

REPORT # 4 : ''How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net''

Order Report # 4 from:

 

ccccccc Marketing

88888 , 22th Street

Warwick, N.D. 58381

U.S.A

 

____________________________________________________

 

REPORT # 5 : ''HOW TO SEND 1 MILLION E-MAILS FOR FREE''

Order Report # 5 from:

 

ZZZ Enterprises

PO Box 1111

xxx Lake, ND 58301-0421

U.S.A.

___________________________________________________

 

$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

 

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

 

*** If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2

weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.

 

*** After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that

you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2.

If you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until

you do.

 

*** Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2,

YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for

you , and the cash will continue to roll in !

 

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER : Every time your name is

moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a Different

report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which

report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE

MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND

START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to

the income you can generate from this business !!!

______________________________________________________

 

FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:

 

"" You have just received information that can give you financial

freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A

LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the

next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined.

 

Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change

it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your

name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 ...........# 5

as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send

out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on everyone of

them. Remember though, the more you send out the more potential

customers you will reach.

 

So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials

and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO

YOU NOW !

 

************** MORE TESTIMONIALS ****************

 

'' My name is Mitchell. My wife , Jody and I live in Chicago.

I am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make

pretty good money. When I received this program I grumbled

to Jody about receiving ''junk mail''. I made fun of the

whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and

percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored

my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with

both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay

the old ''I told you so'' on her when the thing didn't work.

Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received

50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total

$ 147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was shocked. I have

joined Jody in her ''hobby''.

Mitchell Wolf, M.D. ,

Chicago, Illinois

 

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'' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make

up my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that

I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that

there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to atleast get

my money back''.

'' I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box

crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.

The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter

where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a

faster return and so big''.

Dan Sondstrom, Alberta,

Canada

 

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'' I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later

I wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no

no idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait

until I was e-mailed again by someone else.........11 months

passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delete this

one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money

came within 22 weeks''.

Susan De Suza,

New York, N.Y.

----------------------------------------------------

 

'' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy

money with little cost to you. I followed the simple

instructions carefully and within 10 days the money started to come in.

My first month I made $ 20, 560.00 and by the end of third

month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. Life is

beautiful, Thanx to internet''.

Fred Dellaca, Westport,

New Zealand

 

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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON

YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !

 

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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the

Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade

Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.

 

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ONE TIME MAILING, NO NEED TO REMOVE

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This message is sent in compliance of the proposed bill SECTION 301.

per Section 301, Paragraph (a)(2)? of S. 1618. Further transmission to

you by the sender of this e-mail may be stopped at no cost to you by

sending a reply to : Sophie530@email.com with the word Remove in the

subject line. This message is not intended for residents in the State of Washington, screening of

addresses has been done to the best of our technical ability.

 

 

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Make Money Fast Pyramid

July 2000

 

This particular scheme attempts to make the pyramid scheme legal by claiming to be selling a service. However, it is still an illegal pyramid scheme.

 

This pyramid has the distinction of being the target of the Make Money Fast Hoax Warning that claims it is a virus and will destroy your system.

 

Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two

minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some

serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt, ready to do

almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill

collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of your

favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this interesting,

exciting find!

Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right!.

found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes

like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing

scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I have tried

every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years. I

somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make money (more

like 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for money!').

Well, when I was a teenager, these claims to 'get me rich quick'

sounded irresistible! I would shell out $14.95 here, $29.95 there,

$24.95 here, and another $49.95 there. I had maxed out my new Circuit

City Card AND my Visa...I was desperate for money!! So, I gave them

all a chance but failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for

some people, but not for me. Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL

in the trash when I got the mail. I recognized it right away. I

can smell a money scam from a mile away these days, SO I THOUGHT....

I thought I could sniff out a scam easily. WAS I WRONG!! ....I LOVE

THE INTERNET!!!

I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to

GET CASH FAST!! I thought..."Here on the Internet?? Well, I'll just

have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The

article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE

AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS! Well, the more I thought

about it, the more I became very curious. Why? Because of the way it

worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE

STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!

Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach, but

it was possible. I knew that I could at least get a return of $1,000

or so. So I did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I mailed

out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to each

of the five people on the list that was contained in the article. I

included a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To

Your List." I then removed the first position name of the five names

listed and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name in

position five of the list. This is how the money starts rolling in!

I then took this revised article now with my name on the list and

REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD

MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come

in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....

But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! I

knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people

all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even some

from Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! So how much did I

get in total return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total of

$23,343!!! I couldn't believe it!!

Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost

factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one dollar

bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US Postal

Service Mail). Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME

ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can. Then sit back

and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like! ) down

your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!! We all have

five dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with

SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5

weeks! So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY,EAT AT HOME

TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN

THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!

So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided

the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily

get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY TO

MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!

 

*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***

 

OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if you

like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.

 

INSTRUCTIONS:

 

1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:

"Please add my name to your list". This creates a service out of this

money making system and thus making it completely legal. You are not

just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar

for a legitimate service. Make sure you include your name and

address. I assure you that, again, this is completely legal! For a

neat little twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were

in slot 3", Just to add a little fun! This is all about having fun

and making money at the same time!

 

2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or

money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to

the five people listed. The folding of the paper around the bill will

insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!

 

3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO

YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people; remove the first

name from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on

the list. Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot ,

position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4.

Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the

bottom position on the list.

 

4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local

bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible. Give a

catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as:

"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF

YOUR DEBTS??", etc. And the more uploads, the more money you will

make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will make

too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING

FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap

the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads

you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or more! Always have a goal in

mind!!! If you can UUE encode the file when uploading, that will make

it easier for the people to receive it and have it downloaded to their

hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article right on their

computer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article from

the File menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text

file. The best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's

Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins

look right without making the screen slide left or right when at the

ends of the sentences, you're in business!

 

5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or

"POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them

who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP.

I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too many

internet software packages with slightly different yet relatively

simple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for help or look in

the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simply

select 'POST' then enter a catchy description under the subject box,

choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then choose 'Browse'

to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH.TXT and click on it

and choose 'OK'. Place a one line statement in the main body section

of the message post screen. Something like "Download this to read how

to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.

Just make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something

like..."Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!"

 

You'll never get ANY responses!

 

6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE

CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!! Expect to see a little money start to

trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM

WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the

mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you

realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

 

7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something

special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or

the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget. ENJOY

LIFE!

 

8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate

this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally

posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose

this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need

cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND

TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!

 

[ Name List Removed ]

 

*** AGAIN, HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS

PLAN.

 

 

 

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Make A Loan Pyramid

July 2001

 

The pyramid guys finally figured that selling a book is still a pyramid scheme so here is a new one where you loan money to each person on the pyramid. In addition, the promoter of the pyramid takes a 1% cut for using his website. I expect the owner of the website is going to get a visit from the Feds sometime soon.

 

This offer is sent to you because you sent me

mail and you might like to try this, just like I did.

Sometimes the simple way works best.

 

RECEIVE more than $20,000,-- IN THE NEXT 8 DAYS!

.......OR WHATEVER!

Repeat this process every 10 days and you

will be earning $60,000,-- month after month!!

There is no High Yield Interest Program (HYIP) that

will give you this kind of profit in such a short time!

And all you risk is $8.08,--

 

 

It takes only $8.08,-- and 2 days work to receive $22,220,--

within 8 days. In these 2 days... can you find 10

people who need money so much, that they are willing

to repeat this process to get their hands on $22,220,--

in just 8 days?

 

To begin with, create your free e-gold account at

http://blog.e-gold.com/ !!!

 

Next, you send

a $2.02 loan to the e-gold account in #1 position,

a $2.02 loan to the e-gold account in #2 position,

a $2.02 loan to the e-gold account in #3 position and

a $2.02 loan to the e-gold account in #4 position.

 

E-gold charges a 1% fee which leaves $2 per deposit.

 

As each new person sign up and send $2.02 to the #1

account, the revised letter moves your account one

level higher.

When your account number reaches the top level, you

will have $22,220 in your e-gold account.

 

1) E-gold: 334794

2) E-gold: 330960

3) E-gold: 334861

4) E-gold 334864

 

#1) 1000 x 10 = 10000 people x $2 = $20,000,--

#2) 100 x 100 = 1000 people x $2 = $ 2,000,--

#3) 10 x 10 = 100 people x $2 = $ 200,--

#4) 10 people x $2 = $ 20,--

 

After sending $2.02 to the e-gold account in the

number 1 position, remove that number, move the

other 3 numbers up and put your e-gold account

number in the #4 position.

 

Perfect performance by 10 people and a little luck

brings more than $20,000 within 8 days.

 

BE HONEST!! RESPECT YOUR KARMA AND YOU

WILL HAVE MORE MONEY IN YOUR LIFE.

!!LIVE YOUR LIFE FREE!!

 

 

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Old Lady With A Box Hoax

March 2001

 

Pushing the buttons does not do anything in this message as there is no code attached to the message. You could create a web page that displays a dialog box when you click a button but this message does not have it. Also, there is no way for the message to know if you have forwarded this message to anyone so there is no way for it to wait for you to send out 10 e-mails before displaying the answer to the riddle.

 

Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2001 4:14 PM

Subject: Do This! Its hysterical!!

 

 

An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. She wanted to buy the best dog

food in the world for her little puppy. She went up to the cash register

to buy the food. The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old

ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot

of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. So the old lady went

home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.

The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around. But the

Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and

brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food. The next day the

old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went

up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady

shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there

that will bite me!". "I promise you that there is nothing in here that

will bite you.", the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside

the container and screamed.

___

 

To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least

10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK,

hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.

 

 

 

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Little Girl Song

August 2001

 

Most chain letters use a threat of some sort (bad luck, etc.) to get you to pass on the chain. Some of the newer chains threaten the Wrath of the Almighty to get you to pass it on. This particular chain has the distinction of being the basis of a popular, country western song by John Michael Montgomery.

 

Note: This is a true article

that was printed in a southern

newspaper less than a year ago.

 

TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS.

 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

There was an atheist couple

who had a child. The couple

never told their daughter

anything about the Lord.

 

One night when the little

girl was 5 years old, the

parents fought with each other

and the dad shot the Mom, right

in front of the child. Then,

the dad shot himself. The

little girl watched it all.

She then was sent to a foster

home.

 

The foster mother was a

Christian and took the child

to church. On the first day

of Sunday School, the foster

mother told the teacher that

the girl had never heard of

Jesus, and to have patience

with her.

 

The teacher held up a

picture of Jesus and said,

"Does anyone know who this

is?" The little girl said,

"I do, that's the man who

was holding me the night my

parents died."

 

 

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Candle Memorial Chain

September 2001

 

This Chain letter started circulating in various forms a week after the events of September 11. Note that it does not list a date, only a time so there is no way for you to know what day you are supposed to go outside. It might be an interesting experiment to see how much of an increase in background light would occur if everyone was holding a candle I doubt it would be much though. You are welcome to hold up a candle but don't expect to get your picture taken.

 

This one started with a request from the writer that everyone step out and light a candle.

 

Friday Night at 7:00 p.m. EST step out your door, stop your car, or

step out of your establishment and light a candle. We will show the world

that Americans are strong and united together against terrorism. Please

pass this to everyone on your e-mail list. We need to reach everyone

across the United States quickly.

 

It then changed to say that the US was making the request.

 

Pretty impressive and another statement to be made if everyone participates.....

10:30 EASTERN TIME.... 9:30 Central, 8:30 Mountain, 7:30 Pacific

 

The U.S. has asked that everyone step out on their lawns tonight at 10:30

and light a candle. They will be taking a satellite picture of the U.S.

and posting it on the news tomorrow morning.

 

Please pass this on to as many people as possible.

 

And finally it changed to say that NASA was making the request and was going to take a picture.

 

-Subject: Candle Memorial Tonight

A formal request from NASA:

 

10:30 EASTERN TIME.... 9:30 Central, 8:30 Mountain, 7:30 Pacific

 

NASA has asked that everyone step out on their lawns

tonight at 10:30 and light a candle. They will be taking

a satellite picture of the US and posting it on the news tomorrow

morning.

 

Please pass this on to as many people as possible.

 

Thank you.

 

 

 

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Tweedie Bird Chain

Febuary 2002

 

This chain comes with an embedded java script that makes the pictures of Tweety (misspelled Tweedie) bounce around the screen. No matter how many people you send this to, you will never see Ronald.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I THOUGHT I SAW A TWEEDIE BIRD....NO TACOS.....NO RONALDS.....

 

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Send this to 6 people and you will see the

Taco Bell dog run across your screen . If you send this to 8

people Ronald Mcdonald comes out and

attacks the taco bell dog. it is really funny

and it works!! you have to try it .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Second Buddylist Chain

April 2003

 

The last line of this message is an AOL buddylist link. Having it work has nothing to do with sending out this chain letter. The link can't do what the message says and who knows who you have just given access to your screen name.

 

Hey everyone! This is the coolest thing! This is sooooo kewl! All that you

have to do is send this to 10 people and a new type of buddy list will appear

after you send it! Mine can tell you exactly where someone is, who they're

talking to, and if they have more than 1 s/n, it tells you what it is. This

is soooooo neat!!

It's colorful too. After you send it, click on the line. You can try to click

on it now, but it won't work. You have to send it to 10 people first.

It worked for me! Right now, I can see my friend's other screen name! And she

is talking to someone we both know! It was also approved by AOL. This is not a

joke. Beleive me. It took me a couple of days to make the new buddy list, but I

have a Buddy List 2000 If you click on it before, all you will see is your own

buddy list, so if you send it to 10 people and then click on the blue writing,

you will have a new buddylist in seconds

 

Someone sent this to me so i just sent it to u

 

 

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Angel Tag Chain

April 2003

 

This is just your standard, dumb, chainletter.

 

Angel Tag I'll just take it as a hint if I don't get this back. How many

people actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know! But some of us

have all right friends and good friends!!! You have been tagged by the

Friendship Angel Which means you are a great friend!! You will have good luck

for Two Years if you send this to 8 people or more and if it is sent back to

you then you know that you are a true friend..... You must send it in 5

minutes or your good luck will be broken!!!

 

 

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Spooky Message Chain

April 2003

 

Another chain with an interesting psychological game included. Play the game but don't pass it on.

 

Try this but DON'T Cheat....it is really neat but DON'T CHEAT......

 

This is freaky as HECK...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later)

 

I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow

the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!! All

of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow

if the wish comes true. I'll let you know.

 

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak

you out! The person who

sent it to me said her wish came true

10 minutes after they read the mail.

 

BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

 

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It

takes about three minutes...it's worth a try

 

First..get a pen and paper. When you

actually choose names, make sure it's

people you actually know and go with

your first instinct.

 

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't

read ahead or you'll ruin it!

 

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in

a column.

 

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down

any two numbers you want.

 

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names

of members of the opposite sex.

 

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WONT TURN OUT RIGHT!

 

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or

family....) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

 

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9, 10,

and 11.

 

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!

 

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game.....

 

1. You must tell (the number in space 2)

people about this game.

 

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you

love.

 

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't

work out.

 

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

 

5. The person you name in number 5 is the

one who knows you very well.

 

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky

star.

 

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches

with the person in number 3.

 

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person

in 7.

 

9. The tenth space is the song that tells

you most about YOUR mind.

 

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you

feel about life

 

NOW...send this to 10 people within the hour

you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true.

 

 

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Incredible Walking Man Chain

June 2003

 

This one was so well done that I just had to put it up. OK, you can forward it to one really close friend. :-)

 

 

THE INCREDIBLE WALKING MAN

 

 

 

 

This is really interesting how someone did this.:

 

He's walking around the world - via e-mail!! Pass it on so he can get there!

 

JDM

 

 

 

 

 

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Irish Frendship Wish Chain

March 2004

 

"HAD TO TRY IT!! WHO KNOWS??" I have some shoice words that are not printable to the person who makes these kind of comments to an obvious hoax. This is just your standard send it for good luck; don't send it and you get bad luck chain letter.

 

HAD TO TRY IT!! WHO KNOWS??? WE COULD ALL USE A YEAR OF GOOD LUCK!!!

 

This may sound nuts, but Dennis got this the other day

and sent it off. About 10 minutes later a really good financial

windfall happened for his son Sean who he had sent it too as well.

One of the people he sent it to was responsible for the windfall.

 

AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH

 

You had better send this back!!!!

Good Luck!!

I hope it works.........

 

May there always be work for your hands to do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

 

OK, this is what you have to do....

Send this to all of your friends! But - you HAVE to

send

this within 1 hour from when you open it!

 

Now.................Make A wish!!!!!!

 

I hope you made your wish! Now then, if you send to:

1 person --- your wish will be granted in 1 year

3 people --- 6 months

5 people --- 3 months

6 people --- 1 month

7 people --- 2 week

These are such immature images. I can report you if i wish too.But i feel Yuo will do the right thing and stop before you get banned.

Here is a REAL chain letter:

Amy's Ghost Chain
January 2003

This is a standard chain with a threat. Send it out or you die. I think Amy's Ghost needs to be buried so send it to the trash.

Subject: Oh my goodness!!!!!Dear Friends:
A few years ago at a high school in Nevada Something really sad
happened. There was this girl named Amy who loved this guy named Brian. They
were both popular and they were going out. There was this other girl,
Jessica. She Hated Amy and she also really liked Brian and Brian liked
Jessica. One day, when Brian and Amy were going out Jessica asked Brian out
to the movies behind Amy's back. However, Amy heard about it and followed
them. In the theaters and Brian weren't watching the moving, they were just
"making out." Jesse asked Brian to go to her house about half way through
the movie so that they could be alone. Amy followed them to Jesse's house
and watched them "fool around." The next day, Amy didn't come to school and
she didn't come to school the day after that. After about a week, Amy's Mom
was looking around Amy's room and found, in the closet the dead body of Amy
and next to it was a suicide not that said:
Dear Brian:
I killed myself because of you. I want you to tell everyone you
can about what you did to me or I will kill you and anyom=ne who stands in my
way of telling everyone about Jessica!
I love you,
Amanda

Now you have to send this to at least 15 people or the vengeful ghost of
Amy will kill YOU! Amy has to tell everyone about what Jessica did! This is
serious! One girl, a friend of mine deleted this because she thought it was
junkman. The next day, her mother found her dead in her bed and the autopsy
revealed no possible explanation for her death. You have 24 Hours to send
this out

This chain letter is so annoying,and pathetic.I know I have said this before,but it really is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I know that all you people out thier agree with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some other airline jokes:Airline JokesOne day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airline are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react, thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke.However, after a few minutes, the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving down the the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the flight attendants for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin to panic. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief, and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers are going to get used to us flying this thing, not scream and then we'll be screwed!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..." Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern." After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!" United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we'd like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage that shifted during our so called "touch down." From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money, more than Southwest Airlines." "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments." "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." "Last one off the plane must clean it." From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight. Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?" After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways." Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

Here are some crazy laws in New York:The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. Carmel A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. Greene During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. New York You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." Ocean City It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle. Staten Island It is illegal for a father to call his son a "*BLEEP*" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

Okay, this is a simple script that lets your visitors enter in messages via a chatbox/guestbook. You can use this how you like. Adjust it if need be. It's very

simple, so there is much room for improvement. Enjoy!

 

echo "<form action='chatbox.php' method='get'>";echo "Name: <input type='text' name='visName' size=15><br>";echo "Message: <input type='text' name='message' size = 15><br>";echo "<input type='submit' value='Post' name='post'><br>";echo "</form>";CHATBOX.PHPif(isset($post)){     if(file_exists('chatbox.txt'))     {          $fileId = fopen('chatbox.txt', 'a');          fputs($fileId, $_POST['visName']);          fputs($fileId, $_POST['message']);          fclose($fileId);     }     else     {          $fileId = fopen('chatbox.txt', 'w');           fputs($fileId, $_POST['visName']);          fputs($fileId, $_POST['message']);          fclose($fileId);     }}$fileId = fopen('chatbox.txt', 'r');while(!feof($fileId)){     $text = fgets($fileId);     echo "<table>";     echo "<tr><td>".$text."</td></tr>";     echo "</table>";}fclose($fileId);

If there are any errors in this code whatsoever, please reply here and point them out so that I can fix them. I have used this code many times, so I'm hoping that

it's flawless.

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even though i havn't got this leetter in my mail, I still think it is very annoying and pointless.

There are hundreds of viruses that are spread every week.Mainly because alot of people hate Bill Gates,and create viruses specifacly for that purpose.Two common ways that a computer can contract an MBR or boot sector virus are: by starting up from an infected floppy disk; or by running an infected program, which causes the virus to drop an altered MBR or boot sector onto the hard disk.The malicious activity of an MBR or boot sector virus is typically contained after Windows XP Professional starts. If the virus payload (the malicious activity of the virus) does not run during system startup and if the virus does not alter the original MBR or boot sector, Windows XP Professional prevents the virus from self-replicating to other disks.During normal operation, Windows XP Professional is immune to viruses infecting these disk structures because it accesses physical disks only through protected-mode disk drivers. Viruses typically subvert the BIOS INT 13h disk access routines, which are ignored after Windows XP Professional starts. However, on computers with multiple-boot configurations, such as Windows XP Professional with Microsoft? MS-DOS?, Microsoft? Windows? 95, Microsoft? Windows? 98, or Microsoft? Windows? Millennium Edition (Me), an MBR or boot sector virus might infect the computer when you are running another operating system. If this happens, Windows XP Professional is vulnerable to damage.Viruses that execute their payload during startup are a threat to computers that are running Windows XP Professional because the virus executes before Windows XP Professional takes control of the computer. After Windows XP Professional activates the protected-mode disk drivers, the virus cannot copy itself to other hard disks or floppy disks because the BIOS mechanism on which the virus depends is not used for disk access.I like Windows, and I love some of the things you can do with a good Windows computer. But I can't hide from reality any more than you can. Careless Windows users are making the world an unpleasant place. My e-mail used to be enjoyable. These days it's a pain to get through. Ten percent of my e-mail is a product of a single Windows virus, the Klez Worm. One of every 10 letters I get every day comes from Klez-infected Windows PCs or from mail servers that send me automated notes telling me I'm sending out my own copies of the Klez Worm. I'm not doing that, of course. I have the best possible antivirus software on my Windows PC, and my Mac wouldn't know a Klez Worm from a klezmer band if one came up and smacked my Mac in the nose. (Macs are immune to Windows viruses. Repeat after me. There will be a test later in this column. Macs are immune to Windows viruses.) It's the mail servers that are daffy, not me; they're inanely ignorant of what the Klez Worm has done to human civilization. I'm not exaggerating or making any part of this up. The Klez Worm steals e-mail addresses from hapless Windows PCs and sends them on to fellow Klez Worms hiding away in other Windows PCs. (Not in Macs. Repeat after me: The Klez Worm can't hide in Macs.) These Klez buddies then send even more Klez Worms out to all the addresses they can find, using the previously stolen addresses as their own fake return address. In other words, Windows PCs that are infected by the Klez Worm -- probably 20 million worldwide, by my own educated guess -- are allowing these invaders to steal and then share e-mail addresses. The addresses that have been stolen are used to fake, or "spoof," the source of further mailings. A lot of people have my address in their Windows address books. The Klez family of worms knows me well. Hundreds of times, perhaps thousands of times, they've stolen my name and my address from Windows users who have written to me. They've used my e-mail address as their spoofed return address more times than I could ever want to count. And each time a spoofed e-mail slips out from an infected Windows PC with my address as the fake "From:" address, a mail server somewhere sends me a letter telling me it detected a virus I was trying to send. The fact that anybody who runs a mail server ought to know by now that the Klez Worm is faking all the return addresses seems to mean nothing. These e-mail servers keep doing their thing. Nails are smarter than e-mail servers. My confidence in the integrity of e-mail itself has already sunk to a new low, but I have even less confidence in the automated software that sends mail here and there. All a terrorist would have to do is ... I can't even bring myself to say this. I don't want to plant an idea in the wrong mind. But you are getting my point, right? When will this ever end? Remember the test? Here it is. Name one kind of computer that is not affected by Windows viruses. You're right. It's a Mac. Does that mean you ought to toss your Windows PC out the window and run out to buy a Mac? No, doing that sort of thing is environmentally unfriendly. Give the PC to a niece or nephew instead. But you owe it to yourself and to your friends -- they're the ones who suffer when your address book is stolen -- to consider an Apple Macintosh the next time you are weary of Windows. I used to recommend Linux computers also, but the current Macs are far better; like Linux PCs, modern Macs are based on a Unix (or Unix-like) operating system; unlike Linux PCs, Macs are exceptionally easy to use. You also owe it to me. I didn't steal my own e-mail address. Windows users who are careless did. They allowed the Klez Worm to slip into their Windows PCs. Nothing I can say or do will stop most of these Windows users. The ones who care are a wonderful bunch; the ones who are careless are making life miserable for millions of others. They are the ones who will never install good antivirus software or keep it up to date. They're the ones who will never stop to think before opening a strange attachment. They're the ones who haven't got a clue.

nelly is a large sellout... at the like 'height of his career' he made  that like air force one musicvideo/commerical. i dont like nelly or ja rule but i dont hate mainstream rappers as a rule which some people do. just w/e sounds good is fine to me

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Obviously, if you post your answers on this board, they wont be confidential. But if you email them to me instead, all of your information will be kept completely confidential. Any quotes I use it my paper will be totally anonymous. Thanks for your help.

QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:

1) How old are you?

2) Are you a male/female/other?

3) Do you consider yourself a specific ethnicity? If so, which?

4) Do you consider yourself religious? If so, what religion do you consider yourself to be?

5) Where are you from originally? Are you still there? If not, how long were you there?

6) Where do you live currently? How long have you been there?

7) Can you describe your upbringing (in detail or in brief)? You can discuss things like family life, siblings (do you have any?), race, class, social lifewhatever.

8) Do you have any close friends? How many? Describe your social situation.

9) Are your friends of your same ethnicity?

10) Are your friends of your same economic class?

11) Do you care if your friends are similar to you in these ways?

12) Are you happy, content, neutral, a little depressed, depressed, miserable, apathetic? A combination of the above? What combination? None of the above? Basically, can you describe your general state of mind?

13) Is there anything or any combination of things that really pisses you off about the world? If so, what?

14) Describe a single person or a group of people you really dislike and explain why you dislike him/her/them.

15) Name some movies you like, if any.

16) Name some TV shows you watch, if any.

17) Are there any artists/bands you think are really bad? If so, which and why?

18) Do any of your friends listen to the music you think is so bad?

19) Do you care?

20) Do you make assumptions about people based on the kind of music they listen to? In what way?

QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU AND EMINEM:

21) How and when did you first hear Eminem?

22) Did you like him immediately? If not, why not, and when did you start to like him?

23) Do you listen to him censored or uncensored?

24) If you dont listen to him censored, do you think hes still worth listening to when censored?

25) Do your friends listen to Eminem?

26) What are some other artists/bands you listen to?

27) Is the music your friends listen to similar to the music you listen to?

THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU AND EMINEM:

28) What is it you like about Eminem? Meaning of lyrics? Lyrical style? Beats? All of the above? Something else?

29) What is it about his lyrics that you like, if you like his lyrics?

30) Name your favorite (or one or more of your favorite) tracks. Why do you like it so much?

31) Explain what you think (from what you know about him through his music and any interviews youve seen or read) is Eminems perspective on life/the world, if you can.

Do you agree with his perspective?

32) What are some of the things you know piss people off about Eminem?

33) Is there something you think a lot of people misunderstand about Eminem? What is it?

34) Is there anything about Eminem that you dont like? If so, what and why?

35) Do you think Eminem is primarily a serious artist or a comic artist? A balance of both? What, if anything, do you think Eminem really takes seriously?

RANDOM QUESTIONS:

36) Do you think Eminem has any political opinions? If so, what are they?

37) Do you care about these opinions? If so, do you agree or disagree? Explain.

QUESTION I FORGOT TO PUT IN THE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU SECTION AND DIDNT FEEL LIKE INCLUDING IN THAT SECTION WHEN I REMEMBERED, BECAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE REQUIRED ME TO RE-NUMBER ALL THE QUESTIONSWHICH WOULD HAVE SUCKED:

38) Are you employed (illegally or legally)? If so, what do you do?

Im new here too. I can't wait for my own website...................How about you?

What is the entire for point for this post?I read it for 210 minutes,and it got extremly annoying.Please tell me "what is so funny".