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The bermud triangle- the devil's triangle

Many ships or planes have dissapeared in this place. Nobody who passed by this place never returned home. Not even a single clue has been left by these. They just dissapear from nothing,but why? Is there another LochNess monster living there?

I've heard that it is because of the position of earth and the moon. In special conditions this position makes the

inside power of the earth react with moons one that creates an invisible force that pushes this ships in the water with high speeds,as it never was there,or it throwes it in the universe also very quick.

Who has smth to share with us according to this, u're welcome

Why everybody say it eats lot of energy? And why do you leave it on all the time? Just cant see any reason. Maybe when you're downloading smth,but after that you should turn it off. Nobody's safe these days,you just cant see what'll happen in future.. Beside that, i think leaving it on causes damage to the hardware,not only fans but hdd,cpu, vc . They all get damaged by the time,nothing last for ever. If you'like to have it open when you come from job or school,there are programs for that: u just show the time to start and you're ready to go. I'm using such a program. When i come from school, my computer waits for me and Plays music! i like that.

I think it is already being sold. Google search and you might find some links were to buy it. But as i said, i don't know if that's true. And even if it was,it would be very expensive. I'd say about 800-900$

Ha ha very funny.You know, it's better to know more languages and to understand them, than to know only one and to think you're [Censored] big man

The technology behind Google's great results

 

As a Google user, you're familiar with the speed and accuracy of a Google search. How exactly does Google manage to find the right results for every query as quickly as it does? The heart of Google's search technology is PigeonRank™, a system for ranking web pages developed by Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin at Stanford University.

This is a joke!

I LIKE MONKEYS

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that

odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to

look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His

name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really

bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.

Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new

environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at

high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the

spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:

they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.

Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn

cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my

room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked

like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for

a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real

bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want

to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately

there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change

them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so

it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to

extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in

my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor

wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the

bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't

allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet

one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the

frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My

friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like

them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in

the genitals.

I like monkeys

In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they�re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I�ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.2.) They�re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it�s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.3.) They�re more romantic than they�re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like �em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like �em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.5.) They�ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it�ll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they�re more attentive than guys who �have more options�. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they�ll likely have mental lists of all the things they�d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I�m not really familiar with this myself, but I�ve friends who�ve been intimate with geek guys and it�s raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.8.) They�re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you�re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won�t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his �groove� on with club hotties because, frankly, he�ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won�t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he�ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I�ve seen this happen.Me: �Eww. Victoria Secret�s Models... They�re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!�Geek Guy: �ooooooo...�Me: �Hey!� *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*Geek Guy: �What?�Me: �Never mind...�10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you�ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he�ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn�t want to go someplace with you, you won�t have to worry much about what he�s up to. You�ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It�s ok. He�s used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.11.) His friends aren�t jerks. I can�t stress this enough. You�ll more likely get �Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!� than �Hey hot stuff back that *bottom* up here and let me get some grub on...� They�re awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).12.) They�re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won�t care. He does too! They won�t get pissy if you don�t wear make-up or don�t want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won�t try their best to make you feel like crap.13.) They�re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won�t have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he�ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...14.) You�ll almost never have to hear, �Yaw dawg whazzap!!� plop out of their mouths. Unless it�s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get �wasted�, so you won�t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that�s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than �DaMN baby you got a fine *bottom*!!!� Believe me.

O donnoknow much about Vista, but hey! Why to say Vista Sux? So was Windows Xp some years ago, and we thought Win2000 or Me was better than it. We should undesrstand Vista as it is still in develpment. I bet in a year more than 70% Xp users will go on Vista.

Have you heard of the nokia n95- the greatest mobile,maybe, ever made. If not amaze yourself:
large 2.6" 240x320 pixel display
5 megapixel camera carl zeiss optics
HSDPA
WiFi/WLAN
UMTS and GPS-based satellite navigation

This is wrapped up in an unusual two-way slider design. Move the screen up, and you'll get the keypad in the usual slider phone fashion. Move the Nokia N95's screen down and you'll get multimedia control keys, designed to be used with the phone in landscape (wide) mode. The web browser can be used in landscape mode to, taking advantage of the N95's 320 pixel wide display.
Internal memory is an impressive 160Mb, and this can be expanded with hot swappable microSD cards. Of course, it's an MP3 player, but you'll also need plenty of space to store pictures taken with the 5 megapixel camera and video clips.

This is a WCDMA/UMTS 2100MHz phone for European/non-US 3G networks that also supports HSDPA high-speed data. Nokia say that the N95 will support 1-2 Mbps initially but throughput will improve as HSDPA capacity is expanded at the network end.. of course, you'll have to be in an HSDPA coverage area for it to work. The N95 also supports 802.11b and g WiFi, quad-band GSM, EDGE and GPRS. In addition, the N95 has stereo Bluetooth and an infra-red port. Of course, you can also connect to the N95 using a USB cable.

The N95 has Symbian S60 with the usual impressive wide array of applications that we've come to expect from high-end N series phones. This includes a range of programs to manipulate and share images and video clips, a comprehensive multimedia player, Visual Radio, an advanced web browser, email client, file viewer and a whole load of personal information management tools.

You'd expect that a device with all these features would be enormous, but impressively Nokia have kept the weight down to just 120 grams in a package measuring 99 x 53 x 21mm.

So theoretically 0,(9) does not equal 1,but it can be proved with pure mathematics. Read below:a=0,(9)10a=9,(9)10a-a=9,(9)-0,(9)=9 =>9a=9 => a=1 => a=1=0,(9)So what do u think about that?

At the times i thought i can make money on surfing and cliking on different ads and earning 0.6$ per day i found http://www.wmmail.ru/ .it was the fisrts site to really pay me. Howether guys,do not think surfing gives u great money . Also adsense is great but only for big sites, that have tons of visitors per day. Those persons who say " I made 300$ per month with g Adsense only by reading some tips and tricks" . These are happy stories. Most of them are fakes, only to make u feel bad. For example i am also a g Adsense user but so far i've made less than 2 $. Why? Because many of visitors just ignore the ads, or even if they found a great ads,and they wish to see it,they do not click on it,but copy the link that is below the text. That link cant be removed or camouflaged with the background color,i have allready tried that( google team is'nt so silly not to see this one). I tell you this because of personal experince. But of course if i see a great site,or providing great info,i'd click with pleasure on their ads,just to support them. Just think abt that.Yes,so i was talking about http://www.wmmail.ru/ . U may try it,it really pays but i guarante you wont resist till 1 $. there also a site for earning some money,and even gives u the possibility to win prizes(begining with mp3 players till plasma tvs). Yeah i know what you're thinking, i know this look stupid,as it is,but u may try ur luck. so the site is eurokidies.com . see it if u like. Thats all . cheers