i.am.me

i just watched s.w.a.t last nite after i hadnt seen it in months, great movie + 1/2, its kinda hard to make 1/2 of a ninja smiley SmUX-- cinemas, theatre, theater, the movies, all the same place here lol

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.There are teachers and then there are educators.

Two things they teach Marines:1. Keep your priorities in order2. Know when to act without hesitationA college professor, an avowed atheist, was teaching his class.He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going toprove there was no God.Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want youto knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes."The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall.Ten minutes went by.Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God.I'm still waiting."His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine - justreleased from active duty and newly registered in the class - walked upto the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumblingfrom his lofty platform.The professor was out cold!The students were shocked and babbled in confusion.The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent.The class fell silent...waiting.Eventually, the professor came to, shaken.He looked at the young Marine in the front row.When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What'sthe matter with you? Why did you do that?""God was busy. He sent me."

whether courtney killed kurt or he commit suicide, i still cant f**king stand her kurt was without doubt one of the top songwriters/artists that ever existed, i still remember deep in my head that day(i was only like 5) but my bro and i just spent most the day sittin round listenin to nirvana cds-a day ill never forget kurt cobain, a great loss to great music---rest in peace dude, rock n roll

Found this one, felt i had to pass it on, if u read it too fast ull miss itAn elderly woman calls animal control and says she has a grizzly bear in a tree in her front yard, so she is hesitant to go outside. Right away an agent shows up. He steps out of his truck with a large net and starts laying on the ground around the tree. "What's that for?" says the woman. "To catch the bear" replies the agent.He goes to his truck again. This time he comes back with a pit bulldog, which he ties to the tree trunk. "What's he for?" she asks.The agent explains this is a trained bulldog, and it will hold the bear still by biting his testicles when he falls from the tree.He walks back to his truck one more time and comes back with a baseball bat in one hand and a shotgun in the other. He hands the shotgun to the woman and heads for the tree. "Whats this for?" she asks.He stops to explain. "I am going to climb the tree and knock the bear down with the bat, and the dog will hold him while I climb down to cinch the net.""But what about the shotgun?" she asks."If I swing and miss, and happen to fall out of the tree,SHOOT THAT DOG!"

hard to make a decision, but not in any order-- dawn of the dead(new one,duh), secret window, brotherhood of the wolf(yah, its not in english, but w/e its the sweetest action movie ever made), i cant decide between starsky and hutch vs. smokey and the bandit(1st one and the second, USELESS KNOWLEDGE: i believe it was the first movie to ever have a sequel), then the series of terminator movie 1st-3rd actually, lookin over it thats prob the order id put them in 1st-5th best

ive always been a greenday fan(well, of the music more than the band) but u can always tell a band that really enjoys music from one that doesnt, and greenday will always be one of the greatest punk rock bands that ever existed, ill listen to them over a lot of stuff that people listen to now swearing was mentioned, and ya u dont listen to it around little children but hey, its punk rock, it wouldnt b w/out the lyrics yo gotta always have a certain level of respect for a band that is named a street term describing an entire day spent smokin pot, hanging out(usually w/punk music goin, duh) and doing absolutely nuthin else

thats great citroen i believe is based somwhere in western europe ill get back to ya on that no better than daewoo, renault, fiat or vw though alrighty got it, theyre based in uk/france, and while checkin into that the music from that video plays on their homepage good times, great stuuf

$$makrs on the rite track there...dont forget like the 98 degrees crap and they were some other *BLEEP* out then old school rap and hiphop is ok like youngmc, rundmc, naughty by nature, and tone loc and such, then for rap, beastie boys, trik turner and k7 and kriss kross are ok but any rap/hip hop since those times has sucked other than right said fred , and the song rappers delight(do not confuse w/ the sucka$$ song gangsters paradise by coolio plz) i dont kno y i even bother, i wanna know how many of u guys actually remember/know these bands and this music gotta add the universal truth: any band that is also a place automatically sucks, such as chicago, boston, america, europe, kansas, and alabama

i dont watch movies in the theater much anymore, just buy em on dvd when they come out usually(or rent) last movie i went to see in theaters was...i think lost in space(1998)...lol

umm... i like too much music so ill put ten fav bands i guess GN'R, stone temple pilots, nirvana, ACDC, velvet revolver, metallica, the offspring, green day, incubus, anything from any of these bands then 10th spot(well these werent really in order) includes anything from free, aerosmith, skynyrd, judas priest, steppenwolf, steve miller band, paul revere & the raiders, sabbath, social distaortion, r.e.m., weezer, bachman-turner overdrive, queen, KISS, alice cooper, joen jett(only w/ the blackhearts),&some johnny cash kinda stuuf, john denverish(dont ask...seriously..idk y) kept typin and thinkin more, to sum it up throw anything at me, funny thing is theres a lotta bands here that a lot of people wont reconize/remember and the universal law, any band named after a place will suck, including kansas, america, europe, boston, alabama, chicago

matt 15 ur defs of speed demon/pyro simple

personally, i dont like bush (ever heard the song "mosh" by m&m?...i kinda feel like that) but im glad he got elected over kerry i dont trust a guy too much that wants to get rid of "violent" types of music and video games, then goes on mtv to win over the "young voters"