Aurex

My idea: Being an owner of 4 big fat lazy cats, and in charge of cleaning their little droplets of love, I have spend many a night trying to make it easier on me. Hear me out. A cat can cra.p or piss up to 5 times in a 24 hour cycle. With four cats that is a lot of smelly bomboms, so I have thought my cats how to unload their little chocolate kisses in our toilet. You first need lots of snacks for yourself and lots of patience, and of course, catnip for them desperados. Make sure you have a toilet seat cover with some sort of cushion, or else there will be no place to get a hold of if your cat decides to take a dive. Place some cat nip around your toilet, not on it..that place is for crapping not eating, this will help them to get comfortable with the envioronment, flush the toilet several times. Keep repeating this for a week...second week. Find a small container, a painters paint container works good..about 2 inches high and big enough to fit on top of the toilet seat. Replace the regular cat box with your new one. When the cats decides is time to deposit a bag of nice chuncky quarters you will be ready. It could be a piss or the stinky one..be patience they are not stupid and are very clean, they will find the new *BLEEP* litter box, keep it in the bathroom for a week. Next place this container on top of the toilet seat (the seat cover is up). With some rope an drilling a few holes on the side of the *BLEEP* litter box and a bit of inginuity wrap it around your toilet seat and make sure it is stable (one word of warning, make sure you don't spill any litter in your toilet that can create some plumbing problems). You have to train your wife or whoever lives with you to take the litter container off and place it back when they have done their thing, keep doing this for another week. By this time the cat(s) are very courious about the toilet seat and have learned to love your throne. Next step is getting rid of the litter(sand) compelety. Now this is the hard part, all cats are used to cleaning after themselves and covering the fruits of their labor, so when the cat goes up again and sees there is no freaking litter to cover its treasure you will have one pissed off cat, so only do this when you are at home and can keep an eye on your cat(s). At the end the cat will do its thing on the *BLEEP* litter box and just leave it there for you to clean up, but you are a cat lover and you have done it before. Do this only for a few days, a weekend works good. Next get rid of the litter box completely and pray that your cats have more brains than your dog. When you find several brown sailing boats in your toilet, tears will come to your eyes. Good luck.

I believe that something is out there (you may include your ufo jokes here), but I do not believe or are a member of any specific religion. For me a religion is a tool used by governments to give order and morals to its people, just another tool for the powers that be...a tradition of based on lies to keep people from killing each other (example: The Catholic Church). Yet religion has been directly and indirectly responsible of more humans death than anything else. Beliving in your god because a miracle happened in your life or your mom told you to do so, or your elders tell you to follow in their foot steps, or you think there is a heaven or hell, it is your right and that is ok. Following your religion because it is your tradition or you need to be part of something it is ok, but if you kill or are ok with the killing of anyone based on their god or religion..well that is wrong. That is why I prefer believing in myself and not in some religion baked by some people hundreads of years ago, whom I have never met . But when the time comes and I am in mortal danger, I will probably pray for some god to help me out, no lies there, does this make me a hypocrite or just another fool who thinks there will be an answer from somewhere out there (include another ufo joke here)? Hey, I am human and will try anything to keep breathing.

I have an old Dell Tinitron, 21". It is huge and starting to show its age. It makes a very loud noise when I turn it on, as if to remind me I have disturbed its sleep. Picking thsi *BLEEP* up is a pain too. Very soon it will be time to switch to a flat screen.....too bad my cat will have to find another sleeping spot.

Gestalt is a German word that has no exact equivalent in English. Form, shape, configuration, or pattern come close; "organizational essence" perhaps comes closer. Toward the end of the 19th century, a group of Austrian and German psychologists began to perform research and formulate theories about the role of pattern-seeking in human behavior. The field that has evolved from these studies is called "Gestalt psychology but that is another topic.

What do you know, another pyramid skim. I know about 10 people that have tried this online and in the real world and not one of them, I repeat not one of them, has ever gotten rich or at least a good chunk of change.....but one thing is for sure, all ten never saw their money again.Au Rex

Another useful link, thanks for sharing.

Thanks for the link, I will try it right away. Getting tired of my old email...time for a change.Au Rex

Ice melts, birds singSpiderwebs and dust Oh Spring cleaning -Au Rex