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morecos emails (without attatchements) rarely go anywhere near 1mb :)i like gmail as it isi really find no need for pop3 with gmail simply because it has all the space i need on google's servers, so why download them and waste my own HDD space?

i dunnoits from a very big news site from australiaand this story was published in the paper a while agoi reckon its probably true

i live in australia, and would go to asia or europe to holiday, but i dont think ill go to america, i dont really think it would be too much of a cultural experienceget enough of it at the cinemas already lol

i played it a few years backbut then it got boring cos i couldnt play with my friends cos none of them had it lolbut it was a good game back when RTS were popular

ive never heard of windows 2004, but i am eagerly awaiting the arrival of longhorn. thats supposed to be goodor so ive heard

i use opera and mozilla firefoxopera is good cos its fast, but i think it loads a lot from cache or something, cos sometimes if im viewing a site thats always changing i need to physically refresh or itll show a previous page. Its also annoying cos you cant use gmail with itfirefox isnt as nice, but it lets me use gmail, so until i can use gmail with opera i guess ill have to stick with firefox lol

seems to be an interesting idea, ill be sure to check it out using one of my other gmail accounts so that it doesnt get deleted lolthanks for posting it

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what itfeels like to have you sitting next to me when I'm driving."

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical laborI work at great depthsI plunge head first into everything I doI do not get weekends off or public holidaysI work in a damp environmentI don't get paid overtimeI work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilationI work in high temperaturesMy work exposes me to contagious diseasesDear Penis,After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:You do not work 8 hours straightYou fall asleep on the job after brief work periodYou do not always follow the orders of the management teamYou do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areasYou do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start workingYou leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shiftYou don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothingYou'll retire well before reaching 65You're unable to work double shiftsYou sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.Sincerely,The Management

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them arehurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,that'sinteresting.I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we'reunhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends andlive together in peace for the rest of our days".Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!, Thismustbe a sign from God!"The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car iscompletely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely Godwantsus to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands thebottle to the man.The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle Andthen hands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and handsit back to the man.The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'lljust wait for the police...."

read this its from an australian news site, so its most probably legit =\

i was looking at someone's site from an online game, and found it was a subdomain of Xisto.comso i looked at what Xisto was and found this site! =)

5.ProfessionalPragmaticSelf-AssuredYou take charge of your life, and place less faith in your luck and more in your own deeds. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner. You take a realistic view of the things in your daily life and tackle them without wavering. You are given a great deal of responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon.Your pronounced strength of will projects your self-assurance to others. You are never fully satisfied until you have accomplished your ideas.

living in australia here!